It's times like these that remind me of the times when I am not always happy myself and actually really not happy myself at all. I remember this one time that happened one time when I was on the Sunday tube from Marylebone to Berwick which is a time that happened and I was on the train and I was looking at myself in the window of the train that I was inside of and I was looking at it for a long time and there was no one but me there for that time and I felt andI felt unhappy because the Marylebone bagel place where I eat my bagels and chew and then swallow it inside my mouth was not open and that is really the only thing that makes me happy all of the time when I am alive and there is a man who is sat next to me and nice one good man he looked into my eyes and made me happy to see him looking into my eyes he said into my ears with a few words would you like to be a rich man and I said I am not a rich man and I 
would like to be a rich man one time in my life that is in the future so he said that the future has not happened and that's what will happen but you cannot see the future and that is because it is not the present and you cannot see the past either because it is the past and not the present and it has been and what will be will be and what will happen might happen and birds and elephants and trees and rhubarb chutney and stale bread and ergots and  people who are maybe not that happy and brittle china plates and snails in Malaysia and broken arms and foil rolls and electric microwaves and ballroom dresses and monkeys and Fabrege Eggs and all of everything that is now is now and not in the future and you can see it all because you have eyes to see.

Collectable #10: Tethered Oak

Created by Hal Waghorn
 
Cast:
Zak Stevendale
Hal Waghorn
Tim Schoutsen
Bhavani Lakshminarasimhan
Dan Garrod

(26/08/2024)